The Staton Jones Report

The Bushies are selling their finest fertillizer — and it's on special lately. While there is some value in what you get out of the back end of a bull, the stuff that comes out of the back end of Karl Rove is only likely to grow the deficit. But enough about the supply-side, what are people buying?

As of now, the #1 and #2 books on Amazon.com are:

#1: Against All Enemies: Inside America's War on Terror

#2: MoveOn's 50 Ways to Love Your Country: How to Find Your Political Voice and Become a Catalyst for Change

Geez! What are George W. Bush and his cronies going to do about that pesky American People?! They're ruining all the fun. Game's over in November, boys.