March 31, 2004

Subject Icon: Wingnuts
Posted by Whitehouse Correspondent Winston Smith (Crawford) at 9:59 AM

Faith-Based Initiatives

"Why can't we give tax money to churches?" whines the "Rite" Wing in this country. I don't know either, guys, but it has something to do with the same thing that keeps up from replacing the Constitution with the Ten Commandments. Either that, or Liberals just hate Jesus.

Naturally when liberal Democrats, Senator Chuck Schumer and Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney of New York, are fundraising for a faith-based organization, well, that's intolerable. The problem isn't their failure to use tax dollars to support the religious organization, it's that it's not associated with the One True God. It's aligned with Scientology.

And while Scientology is evil, we know that isn't the real issue. Conservatives just hate Xenu.

CultNews.com has more here.

[Xenu flyer in PDF]


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